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Middle Of F*cking Nowhere – Hoodie


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Celebrate your love for Maine’s vast, untamed beauty

– with our “Middle Of F*cking Nowhere – Hoodie”.

This hoodie isn’t just a comfy, stylish layer—it’s a homage to the rugged landscapes and charming solitude that make the ‘middle of nowhere‘ a place to truly call home.

Crafted from 50% pre-shrunk cotton and 50% polyester, this hoodie offers a balanced mix of softness and durability.

It boasts an impressive fabric weight of 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²), providing substantial warmth for those crisp, cool evenings. The air-jet spun yarn gives it a plush feel, making it your go-to hoodie for cuddling up by the fire or exploring the quiet trails of Maine’s wilderness.

A standout feature of this hoodie is the double-lined hood with a matching drawcord, adding an extra level of comfort and warmth.

Its quarter-turned body design ensures you won’t have an unsightly crease down the middle, maintaining the hoodie’s smooth and fashionable look. Athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex, and a convenient front pouch pocket enhance the functionality of this garment. Double-needle stitching on the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem ensure this hoodie withstands the test of time—and the challenges of the great outdoors.

Every “Middle Of F*cking Nowhere – Hoodie” you purchase supports local Maine communities and advocates for eco-friendly purchasing decisions, as we produce each product on demand to avoid overproduction.

So when you slip on this hoodie, you’re not just making a style statement—you’re standing up for Maine’s local communities and the environment.

Wrap yourself in the comfort of our “Middle Of F*cking Nowhere – Hoodie”, and proudly show the world that being from the middle of nowhere is something special, adventurous, and undeniably cool.

In the heart of Maine’s wild, you’re not lost—you’re home.



To an outsider, the term ‘middle of nowhere’ may invoke images of isolation, monotony, or a lack of modern amenities. But to the hardy souls that inhabit the less traveled parts of Maine, it’s a term that encapsulates their embrace of solitude, their profound connection with nature, and their passionate attachment to a life away from the urban sprawl.

While it might be tempting to define what it means to be from the middle of nowhere in Maine in terms of what’s lacking – less noise, fewer people, limited modern conveniences – Mainers would argue that their lifestyle offers a wealth of unseen benefits. The peace and tranquility, the closeness to nature, the resilience, the deep community bonds, and the joy of simple living are all elements that enrich their lives in ways that can’t be measured.

Living in the middle of nowhere, Maine, is more than a geographical location – it’s a state of mind, a way of life, a sense of freedom, and a testament to human resilience and adaptability. For those who call it home, it’s their piece of paradise, where they are not just surviving but thriving in their own unique way.

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